{"id":1019,"date":"2014-06-21T06:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-06-20T18:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2014-06-19T09:28:26","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T21:28:26","slug":"episode-thirty-three-the-samson-protocol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2014\/06\/episode-thirty-three-the-samson-protocol\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode Thirty Three &#8211; The Samson Protocol"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3749\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1019-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=1019-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_Images\/33%20-%20The%20Samson%20Protocol.JPG\" alt=\"The Samson Protocol\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The game starts with the team captured, their covers blown, their weapons confiscated, and their demolition charges deactivated.<br \/>\nThrough flashbacks, we discover that this was the plan all along.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Can you pretend to be a cultist well enough to infiltrate the higher ranks and discover what is really going on?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When The Situation Gets Hairy, That&#8217;s When You Trigger &#8230; The S.A.M.S.O.N Protocol!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In a remote base coming under attack, the S.A.M.S.O.N Protocol has protected the secrets of the facility, but will it protect the crew?<\/li>\n<li>When the S.A.M.S.O.N Protocol is triggered, an elite squad of legendary heroes, many of them played by Kurt Russell, are woken up &amp; sent to the rescue.<\/li>\n<li>The base AI, fractured and reeling from an attack, attempts to re-integrate itself &amp; fight off the attackers using whatever resources it can find.<\/li>\n<li>The S.A.M.S.O.N Protocol has worked as expected, and has wiped the base computers AND the memories of the crew.<br \/>\nFortunately, the crew had enough time to leave clues for themselves to help them remember.<br \/>\nUnfortunately, they&#8217;re still under attack.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The R.A.P.U.N.Z.E.L Procedure<br \/>\nAliens have kidnapped the person with the world&#8217;s strongest hair, and are using their purloined hair superiority to lay waste to the world.<br \/>\nA Hail-Mary mission is launched to infiltrate the alien mothership, find the source of their power, and cut it off at the root. Or scalp.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In a world where your hairstyle indicates your social class, only the very best may wear long hair or extravagant up-dos; The working classes must adopt the hairstyle appropriate to their profession, from the short-back-and-sides of a labourer to the mandated chrome-dome of a fry cook.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Massive Space Station has de-orbited itself upon the assassination of it&#8217;s owner, in accordance with the S.A.M.S.O.N Protocol, so that none shall profit from the monstrous deed.<br \/>\nThe trouble is, it didn&#8217;t stop to let the crew off first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3751\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1019-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=1019-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-33-SamsonProtocol.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS The game starts with the team captured, their covers blown, their weapons confiscated, and their demolition charges deactivated. Through flashbacks, we discover that this was the plan all along. &nbsp; Can you pretend to be a cultist well enough to infiltrate the higher ranks and discover what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1105,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}