{"id":2242,"date":"2017-11-25T06:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T17:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=2242"},"modified":"2017-11-24T20:58:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T07:58:50","slug":"episode-ninety-nine-canned-pasta-and-other-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2017\/11\/episode-ninety-nine-canned-pasta-and-other-nightmares\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode Ninety Nine &#8211; Canned Pasta and Other Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3747\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2242-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=2242-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_Images\/99-CannedPastaAndOtherNightmares.jpg\" alt=\"Canned Pasta and Other Nightmares\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A behemoth interstellar freighter hauls its dangerous\u00a0cargo, as well as it&#8217;s crew and their baggage.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0day &#8220;The Excerebrators&#8221; arrived and put your brain in a forklift was pretty traumatic. But even after they are overthrown, can you go home?<\/p>\n<p>The phase &#8220;Untouchably Sexy Maglev Trains.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hench-men placement services and work place negotiation with super villains.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=1508\">Episode Sixty Three \u2013 Donut Tax Outrage!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chef_Boyardee\">Chef Boyardee<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mongoosepublishing.com\/rpgs\/paranoia.html\">Paranoia<\/a>\u00a0(the 6th edition from Mongoose Publishing)<\/p>\n<p>Film Director &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005139\/\">Mike Leigh<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Diwali\">Dawili<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bonfire_Night\">Bonfire Night<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/auckland\/local-news\/eastern-courier\/98091683\/light-partys-a-fun-alternative-to-halloween\">Light Party<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Broken_windows_theory\">Broken Windows Theory<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nathanlowell.com\/catalog\/bookslist\/\">The Trader\u2019s Tales Series<\/a>, by Nathan Lowell<\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hexgames.com\/qags2e\/index.php\/products\/american-legends\/hobomancer\">Hobomancer<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hobo#Hobo_signs_.28symbols.29\">Hobo Signs<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hobo_nickel\">Hobo Nickels<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.galileogames.com\/bulldogs\/\">Bulldogs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film\u00a0 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0381940\/\">Cargo (2009)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film\u00a0 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1188729\/\">Pandorum (2009)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Card Game &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atlas-games.com\/product_tables\/AG1030.php\">Once Upon a\u00a0 Time<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fantasyflightgames.com\/en\/products\/the-extraordinary-adventures-of-baron-munchausen\/\">The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/1486232.Glory\">Glory<\/a>, Book One of The Goldenwing Cycle, by\u00a0Alfred Coppel<br \/>\n<em>(Oddly, there is almost <strong>no<\/strong> coherent information out there about Alfred Coppel&#8217;s works ~ T. Jones)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>TV &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt3061046\/\">Steven Universe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>TV &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118276\/\">Buffy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.evilhat.com\/home\/do-pilgrims-of-the-flying-temple\/\">Pilgrims of the Flying Temple<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/forum.rpg.net\/showthread.php?294175-Sci-Fi-Setting-Riff-Counting-to-Infinity\">Counting To Infinity<\/a> (rpg.net setting riff)<\/p>\n<p>Video Game &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Starship_Titanic\">Starship Titanic<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bog <del>cycling<\/del> Snorkling<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tired of Tough Mudder? Then try the World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championship\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qfD14sZPGH8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eclipsephase.com\/\">Eclipse Phase<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2017\/apr\/06\/tinned-spaghetti-pizza-new-zealands-prime-minister-shocks-with-monstrous-recipe\">Bill English&#8217;s Pizza Crimes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Both the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Great_Race_of_Yith\">The Great Race of Yith<\/a>\u00a0 and the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mi-go\">Fungi from Yuggoth<\/a>\u00a0indulged in non-standard abductions, the first using temporal body swapping from the distant past and the second employing the &#8220;brains in jars&#8221; principle to get fragile humans to their home on Pluto.\u00a0 Fun times.<\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1564585\/\">Skyline (2010)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0133093\/\">The Matrix (1999)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkconspiracytherpg.info\/\">Dark Conspiracy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0084827\/\">Tron (1982)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Book &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Ship_Who_Sang\">The Ship Who Sang<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anne_McCaffrey\">Anne McCaffrey<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thomas_the_Tank_Engine\">Thomas the Tank Engine<\/a> &#8211; and &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/culture\/rabbit-holes\/the-repressive-authoritarian-soul-of-thomas-the-tank-engine-and-friends\">The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of \u201cThomas the Tank Engine &amp; Friends<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0083658\/\">Blade Runner (1982)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Untouchabley <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.co.nz\/search?q=sexy+maglev+trains&amp;sa=X&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;ved=0ahUKEwifraWb2tbXAhXJT7wKHVnaDdoQsAQIJw&amp;biw=1536&amp;bih=759\">sexy maglev trains<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1323594\/\">Despicable Me (2010)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Book &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Asterix_in_Britain\">Asterix in Britain<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wspa.com\/2017\/11\/09\/flat-earthers-from-around-the-world-descend-upon-nc-for-convention\/\">Flat Earthers from all around the world&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3749\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2242-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=2242-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-99-CannedPasta.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS A behemoth interstellar freighter hauls its dangerous\u00a0cargo, as well as it&#8217;s crew and their baggage. 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The phase &#8220;Untouchably Sexy Maglev Trains.&#8221; Hench-men placement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2242"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2288,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions\/2288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}