{"id":2542,"date":"2018-10-06T06:00:42","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T17:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=2542"},"modified":"2018-10-08T22:19:30","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T09:19:30","slug":"episode-one-hundred-and-thirteen-never-go-full-force-on-an-eclair-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2018\/10\/episode-one-hundred-and-thirteen-never-go-full-force-on-an-eclair-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode One Hundred And Thirteen &#8211; Never Go Full-Force On An \u00c9clair, Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_156\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2542-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=2542-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_Images\/113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclaireSon.jpg\" alt=\"Never Go Full-Force On An Eclair, Son\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A rowdy bunch of biker mice, looking to make their bones pulling off a big score, are about to learn a lesson about hubris.<\/p>\n<p>The mentor of an impetuous adventure attempts to tease out the story of how their student has most recently misapplied their patient instruction.<\/p>\n<p>Further ruminations of why pillaging the people of the past for &#8220;good stock&#8221; is morally, and existentially, perilous.<\/p>\n<p>Trapped in time-loop that resets upon death, formerly cautious chrononauts resort to more and more desperate strategies, trying to dodge their own previous iterations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more Here are some links to stuff we nattered about --><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C3%89clair\">\u00c9clair<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jean_de_Florette\">Jean de Florette (1986)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f6qRvZe8kLQ<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0I can find no reliable connection between &#8220;idiot&#8221; and &#8220;speaking the one language&#8221;, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Idiot#Etymology\">though it original came from a Greek referring to a private citizen<\/a>, but would reassure Ben that if you manage to screw up calling yourself an idiot that badly, you haven&#8217;t.\u00a0\u00a0 ~ T. Jones<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0084787\/\">The Thing<\/a>\u00a0(1982)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theconversation.com\/the-mandela-effect-and-how-your-mind-is-playing-tricks-on-you-89544\">The Mandela Effect<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shorelessskies.com\/p\/hmtm.html\">Heavy Metal Biker Mice<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0084649\/\">The Secret of NIMH (1982)<\/a>\u00a0with &#8220;Mrs Brisby&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Book &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mrs._Frisby_and_the_Rats_of_NIMH\">Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0098536\/\">Turner and Hooch<\/a> (1989)<\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0283111\/\">Van Wilder (2002)<\/a>\u00a0 AKA Van Wilder: Party Liaison<\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/DragonQuest\">DragonQuest<\/a><\/p>\n<p>TV movie &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0103963\/\">Chrome Soldiers (1992)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0185183\/\">Battlefield Earth (2000)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Captain Disillusion &#8211; a YouTube hoax video debunker and &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YGgUrj10HdM\">The Mandaellah Effekt<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Mandaellah Effekt\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YGgUrj10HdM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0486946\/\">Wild Hogs (2007)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0066999\/\">Dirty Harry (1971)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0071402\/\">Death Wish (1974)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Children&#8217;s Books and TV\u00a0 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Munch_Bunch\">Munch Bunch<\/a>\u00a0 <em>~ Fascinatingly, there were New Zealand specific characters?\u00a0 ~ T. Jones<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Comics &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Strontium_Dog\">Strontium Dog<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Poe%27s_law\">Poe&#8217;s Law<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rule_34_(Internet_meme)\">Rule 34<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The First Rule of The Big Red Couch &#8211; <strong>&#8220;Always consider the minimum use case of any rule or attribute you add to a game.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>( If it&#8217;s vore, you&#8217;ve had a wrong turn somewhere.\u00a0 Trust me.\u00a0 \u00a0~ T. Jones )<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Novel &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/2177922.Through_The_Alimentary_Canal_With_Gun_And_Camera\">Through the the Alimentary Canal With Gun and Camera<\/a>\u00a0by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/George_Shepard_Chappell\">George S. Chappell<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0942385\/\">Tropic Thunder (2008)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Original Speight&#8217;s Advert<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Speight&#039;s Southern Man Ad\" width=\"474\" height=\"356\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q25aJ6UNvhw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eden_Park\">Eden Park<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1UnIDL-eHOs\">The Origins of the Phrase &#8220;OK&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fantasyflightgames.com\/en\/news\/2016\/7\/27\/the-extraordinary-adventures-of-baron-munchausen\/\">Baron von Munchhausen<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Game_(mind_game)\">&#8220;The Game&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0~ <em>Memetic Stupidity. Perfect.\u00a0\u00a0 ~ T. Jones<\/em><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arkenstonepublishing.net\/zombiecinema\">Zombie Cinema<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bullypulpitgames.com\/games\/grey-ranks\/\">Grey Ranks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiepressrevolution.com\/xcart\/Steal-Away-Jordan-Revised.html\">Steal Away Jordan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/misspentyouth.robertbohl.com\/\">Misspent Youth<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=2445\">Episode One Hundred and Twelve &#8211; Volcano Day <\/a><\/p>\n<p>TV- <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt5651844\/\">Travelers<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Novel &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelcrichton.com\/the-great-train-robbery\/\">The Great Train Robbery<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0070909\">Westworld (1973)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0088024\/\">Runaway (1984)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Novel &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelcrichton.com\/eaters-of-the-dead\/\">Eaters of the Dead<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Novel &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelcrichton.com\/the-terminal-man\/\">The Terminal Man<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelcrichton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/terminalman-uk-1974.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>(That is one fuggly cover.\u00a0 Admittedly memorable, but not\u00a0 in a good way. ~ T. Jones )<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Film &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0107048\/\">Groundhog Day<\/a><\/p>\n<p>RPG Accessory &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flyingbuffalo.com\/catalyst.htm\">Grimtooth&#8217;s Traps<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1394938\/?ref_=ttep_ep8\">SGU &#8211; Stargate Universe &#8211; S01E08 &#8220;Time&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt5308322\/\">Happy Death Day (2017)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2000AD Time Twister <a href=\"https:\/\/2000adhallofhomage.wordpress.com\/2018\/02\/22\/no-169-chronocops\/\">&#8220;Chronocops&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0 written by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alan_Moore\">Alan Moore<\/a> and drawn by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dave_Gibbons\">Dave Gibbons<\/a>\u00a0<em>(~ Also with characters inspired by Dragnet and a Mad magazine spoof from the 1950&#8217;s\u00a0 ~ T. Jones)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/site.pelgranepress.com\/index.php\/category\/products\/timewatch\/\">RPG &#8211; Timewatch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_158\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2542-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=2542-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-113-NeverGoFullForceOnAnEclair.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS A rowdy bunch of biker mice, looking to make their bones pulling off a big score, are about to learn a lesson about hubris. 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