{"id":3193,"date":"2020-07-18T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-17T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2020-08-03T01:28:05","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T13:28:05","slug":"episode-one-hundred-and-forty-four-your-vile-human-secretions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2020\/07\/episode-one-hundred-and-forty-four-your-vile-human-secretions\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode One Hundred And Forty Four &#8211; Your Vile Human Secretions"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_7816\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3193-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=3193-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-144-YourVileHumanSecretions.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"614\" height=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/144-VileHumanSecretions.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/144-VileHumanSecretions.jpg 614w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/144-VileHumanSecretions-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/144-VileHumanSecretions-588x334.jpg 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;But Secreted By What?&#8221; &#8211; How do you make Humans the terrifying monsters, make the game human-playable, and have there be any point in doing so?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Refined and elegant alien races aren&#8217;t actually interested in our culture; They&#8217;re just getting unimaginable highs off of our sweat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Superheroes based on the ancient Hippocratic(?) humours battle to protect the Earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Humanity has been locked away at their own behest, and for their own protection. Everyone knows that.<br>Nobody, including the robotic systems keeping yo in, can remember why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more Links To Our Horrible, Horrible References-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Swan\">Swan<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.atlasobscura.com\/articles\/why-the-queen-owns-every-swan#:~:text=Swans%20were%20considered%20royal%20fowl,%2C%20sell%2C%20and%20eat%20them.&amp;text=Every%20year%20swan%2Dmasters%20would,birds%20belonged%20to%20the%20crown.\">Why the Queen Owns All the Swans in England<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Department_of_Conservation_(New_Zealand)\">DOC<\/a> ( NZ Department Of Conservation )<br><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Swanndri\">Swanndri<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wellington_boot#New_Zealand\">Gumboot<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Object_diagram\">Object Model Diagram<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aliens_(film)\">Aliens<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Biofilm\">Biofilm<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Terry_Pratchett\">Terry Pratchett<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rick_and_Morty\">Rick and Morty<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/humans-are-space-orcs.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Humans are Space Orks<\/a> (tumblr)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Danger: Humans\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OcPqk-O-fD4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jeff_Wayne%27s_Musical_Version_of_The_War_of_the_Worlds\">Jeff Wayne&#8217;s Musical Version of The War of the Worlds<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Progressive_rock\">Prog Rock<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_War_of_the_Worlds\">The War of the Worlds<\/a>, by H. 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