{"id":3229,"date":"2020-08-08T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=3229"},"modified":"2020-08-29T07:24:28","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T19:24:28","slug":"episode-one-hundred-and-forty-five-the-case-of-the-accidental-battered-sausage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2020\/08\/episode-one-hundred-and-forty-five-the-case-of-the-accidental-battered-sausage\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode One Hundred And Forty Five &#8211; The Case Of The Accidental Battered Sausage"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_7715\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3229-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=3229-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-145-TheCaseOfTheAccidentalBatteredSausage.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"614\" height=\"345\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/145-AccidentalBatteredSausage.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/145-AccidentalBatteredSausage.jpg 614w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/145-AccidentalBatteredSausage-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/145-AccidentalBatteredSausage-588x330.jpg 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Best Served Cold \/ A Sweary Murder She Wrote &#8211; A Celebrity Chef solves murders while attempting to drag failing restaurants back from the brink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The indentured staff of a Dark Kitchen try to call for help via the only means available; Inexplicable items in the orders they send out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Technicians trying to fix a fully-automated Fish &amp; Chip shop find themselves in the middle of a drug distribution operation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By pure fluke, your massive order from the auto-takeout perfectly matched a shipment of contraband. Now you&#8217;ve got an enormous bag of something illegal, the bad guys have a catering-size order of deep-fried food, and things are about to get very exciting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Produce Noir &#8211; In the grimy spray-misted aisles of The Big Shopping Cart, lit by flickering flourescents, sentient food items investigate a murder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more Links To Our Terrible, Terrible References-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Battered_sausage\">Battered Sausage<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Corn_dog\">Corn Dog<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tempura\">Tempura<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/VeggieTales\">VeggieTales<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gordon_Ramsay\">Gordon Ramsay<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heston_Blumenthal\">Heston Blumenthal<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Murder,_She_Wrote\">Murder, She Wrote<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Miss_Marple\">Miss Marple<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jonathan_Creek\">Jonathan Creek<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Criminal_Minds\">Criminal Minds<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hercule_Poirot\">Hercule Poirot<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Independence_Day_(1996_film)\">Independence Day<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Who_Is_Killing_the_Great_Chefs_of_Europe%3F\">Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ft.com\/content\/d23c44fe-4b0b-11e7-919a-1e14ce4af89b\">Dark Kitchen<\/a> (might be paywalled in some areas)<br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eastlondonlines.co.uk\/2020\/04\/behind-your-dinner-deliveroos-dark-kitchens\">Dark Kitchen<\/a> (site may be flaky)<br><em>( Interestingly, and appropriately, there aren&#8217;t a huge number of articles out there on Dark Kitchens &#8211; Those that are seem to tend towards the &#8216;Deliveroo Puff-Piece&#8217; end of the scale ~ T. 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