{"id":3835,"date":"2022-04-30T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-29T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?p=3835"},"modified":"2022-05-21T06:13:53","modified_gmt":"2022-05-20T18:13:53","slug":"episode-one-hundred-and-seventy-three-pastry-fu-crouching-cruller-hidden-doughnut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2022\/04\/episode-one-hundred-and-seventy-three-pastry-fu-crouching-cruller-hidden-doughnut\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode One Hundred And Seventy Three &#8211; Pastry-Fu: Crouching Cruller, Hidden Donut"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8333\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3835-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=3835-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-default\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu.jpg 614w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu-588x441.jpg 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donuts &amp; Crullers &#8211; Ben starts to make a game about a TV Genre he hates, and ends up inventing a card mechanic for cooking competitions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">24\/7 Coffee &amp; Questions &#8211; Craig tries to come up with an explanation for the &#8220;high-level adventurer running a tavern&#8221; trope, and ends up with a mystery hiding in plain sight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Bangers &amp; Mash Are Coming! &#8211; The International Food section of the Grocery Isles is under threat from the Anglican Food Empire, and the East Asian Pastries are all that stands to protect them from an endless beige buffet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kiwirpg.com\/info\/\">Kiwi RPG Week 2022<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more Links!-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/literarydevices.net\/the-winter-of-our-discontent\/\">The Winter of Our Discontent<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bath,_Somerset\">Bath, Somerset<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Narrowboat\">Narrowboat<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cruller\">Cruller<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Doughnut\">Donut<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crouching_Tiger,_Hidden_Dragon\">Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ang_Lee\">Ang Lee<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dunkin%27_Donuts\">Dunkin&#8217; Donuts<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Baker_Street\">Baker Street, London<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sherlock_Holmes\">Sherlock Holmes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/RNZAF_Base_Auckland\">Whenuapai Airbase<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lockheed_C-130_Hercules\">C-130 Hercules<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stephen_Chow\">Stephen Chow<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_God_of_Cookery\">The God Of Cookery<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MasterChef_Australia\">Masterchef Australia<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Castle_Falkenstein_(role-playing_game)\">Castle Falkenstein<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Borough_Market\">Borough Market<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Greenwich#Market\">Greenwich Market<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Warren_Buffett\">Warren Buffet<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.evilhat.com\/home\/dresden-files-rpg-your-story\/\">The Dresden Files RPG<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shadowrun\">Shadowrun<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jackie_Chan\">Jackie Chan<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kung_Fu_Hustle\">Kung Fu Hustle<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The Vegi-Verse \/ Big Shopping Cart \/ The Grocery Isles have come up in a few episodes by now ~ T. Jones<br><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2020\/08\/episode-one-hundred-and-forty-five-the-case-of-the-accidental-battered-sausage\/\">Episode One Hundred And Forty Five \u2013 The Case Of The Accidental Battered Sausage<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2016\/10\/episode-eighty-one-banana-warriors-of-dimension-x\/\">Episode Eighty One \u2013 Banana Warriors Of Dimension X<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/2020\/09\/episode-one-hundred-and-forty-seven-from-me-to-you-a-free-gift-of-soul-dust\/\">Episode One Hundred And Forty Seven \u2013 From Me To You; A Free Gift Of Soul Dust<\/a><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Chinese_bakery_products\">Wikipedia list of Chinese Bakery products<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/148035\/Mascottan\">Mascot-tan<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kantai_Collection_(TV_series)\">Kantai Collection \/ Kantai Korekushon<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/OS-tan\">OS-tan<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.esriuk.com\/en-gb\/support\/esri-uk-products\/uk-data-loader\">UK Data Loader<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/topatoco.com\/products\/qc-beholder-shirt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Tsundere Beholder<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"How to Survive a Harem Anime - Public Service Anime\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6FmtiDbg4xY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gunboat_diplomacy\">Gunboat Diplomacy<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Strontium_Dog\">Strontium Dog<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Munch_Bunch\">The Munch Bunch<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2000_AD_(comics)\">2000AD<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_%26_Other_Strangeness\">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles &amp; Other Strangeness<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gamma_World\">Gamma World<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/VeggieTales\">VeggieTales<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cherry_2000\">Cherry 2000<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mad_Max\">Mad Max<br><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0098216\/\">Rollerblade Warriors<br><\/a><em>( One of a series of Post-Apocalyptic Rollerblade Action movies by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Donald_G._Jackson\">Donald G. Jackson<\/a>. Craig has seen some, but not all of them. We judge him for this, and we are right to do so. ~ T. Jones )<\/em><br><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Metalstorm:_The_Destruction_of_Jared-Syn\">Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zheng_He\">Admiral Zeng He<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8335\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3835-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\">https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/?powerpress_pinw=3835-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><p>https:\/\/hoarde.net\/BRC_episodes\/BRC-173-PastryFu_CrouchingCruller_HiddenDoughnut.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: RSS Donuts &amp; Crullers &#8211; Ben starts to make a game about a TV Genre he hates, and ends up inventing a card mechanic for cooking competitions. 24\/7 Coffee &amp; Questions &#8211; Craig tries to come up with an explanation for the &#8220;high-level adventurer running a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3865,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[107,102,103,101,108,106,98,100],"class_list":["post-3835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episode","tag-coffee","tag-colonialist","tag-cooking","tag-donut","tag-grocery-isles","tag-heist","tag-mystery","tag-pastry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/173-Pastry-Fu.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3835"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3868,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835\/revisions\/3868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/bigredcouch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}