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A pirate ship sails into the harbour of a town which is normally a hive of activity, only to find it strangely quiet.
\nThey crew go ashore, and find the place deserted, though it looks like the locals had one hell of a party before they left.<\/p>\n

I made up some pre-generated characters for this one, using QAGS<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

Sawbones Wyatt<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nNerve \u2013 13<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Ship\u2019s Doctor \u2013 14<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 Cryptotaxidermist \u2013 14<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 Mermaid Obsession \u2013 14<\/p>\n

Mind-Altering Substances & Their Uses +1
\nBotany +2
\nPercussive Anaesthesia +3<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Waterline Cooper<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nBrains \u2013 8
\nNerve \u2013 14<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Gunner \u2013 13<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 An Artist With A Cannon \u2013 11<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 Unable To Resist A Trick Shot \u2013 11<\/p>\n

Encyclopaedic Knowledge Of Sea Shanties +1
\nMoonshining +2
\nCreative Uses For Gunpowder +3<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Hardtack Murphy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Body \u2013 14
\nBrains \u2013 14
\nNerve \u2013 8<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Quartermaster \u2013 13<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 Yeah, I Can Get One Of Those \u2013 15<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 The Grog Calls To Me \u2013 15<\/p>\n

Sad Tales Of The Sea +1
\nMaking My Rebuttal With A Chair +2
\nNegotiation +3<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Squinty DuFresne<\/strong><\/p>\n

Body \u2013 8
\nBrains \u2013 10
\nNerve \u2013 12<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Lookout \u2013 9<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 Purveyor Of Mermaid Pictures (Sauciness Variable) \u2013 11<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 Not Exactly Fond Of Ghosts \u2013 11<\/p>\n

Hollerin\u2019 +1
\nClamberin\u2019 +2
\nShootin\u2019 +3<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Barnacle Johnson<\/strong><\/p>\n

Body \u2013 13
\nBrains \u2013 7
\nNerve \u2013 14<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Cook \u2013 8<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 Convinced That Swashbuckling Is Real \u2013 8<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 Parrot Allergy \u2013 8<\/p>\n

Card Tricks +1
\nMystical Trivia +2
\nMaster Of Cutting-Edge Cuisine +3<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Thumbstrike McTavish<\/strong><\/p>\n

Body \u2013 16
\nBrain \u2013 12
\nNerve \u2013 10<\/p>\n

Job \u2013 Carpenter \u2013 10<\/p>\n

Gimmick \u2013 You Call THAT A Hammer? THIS Is A Hammer! \u2013 10<\/p>\n

Weakness \u2013 Has Always Wanted A Parrot \u2013 10<\/p>\n

Accordion +1
\nI\u2019ve Been Everywhere +2
\nThump +3<\/p>\n

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