{"id":1306,"date":"2016-08-02T02:49:42","date_gmt":"2016-08-02T01:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2016-08-22T03:46:43","modified_gmt":"2016-08-22T02:46:43","slug":"chicago-briefly-with-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1306","title":{"rendered":"Chicago, Briefly, With Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"

The flight, or flights, to Chicago were … uneventful.<\/p>\n

Getting to Gatwick was easy, the station even had coloured lines on the floor so you could follow them to the correct location, which in my case was a machine which would sell me the ticket I needed.
\nThe Gatwick express was comfy, got one of those 4 Seat & Table things to myself, as it wasn’t crowded. A french kid, traveling with his family, asked if I had an adaptor so that he could charge his phone off the train power; I didn’t, but loaned him my battery pack instead.<\/p>\n

Stayed the night before flying in a Yotel at Gatwick, so that I didn’t need to worry about getting to the airport for a mid-morning flight.
\n“Upper” bunk this time, and it was too damn hot; In hindsight, I should have wetted down one of my travel towels & covered myself with it as a swamp cooler, but I didn’t think of it at the time. There\u00a0was<\/strong> a ventilation system, but it just wasn’t coping with the heat.
\nI noticed that the night manager had a door to the outside open, presumably for some airflow.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dublin got a little interesting.
\nI arrived at US Preclearance, or more accurately pre-preclearance, before the baggage had been transferred, so … I couldn’t continue for a while.
\nThey had seats, so clearly this is a thing that happens.
\nEventually I got through, had my bags scanned\u00a0again<\/em>, along with my boots this time, and then got through to a little slice of America. It looked\u00a0just<\/em> like the Customs & Border Protection setup at LAX; Same uniforms, same design of booth, same layout.
\nSadly, way less friendly.<\/p>\n

There were questions about why I wanted to stay in the US for so long.
\nThere were long pauses after I finished speaking, I’m guessing to give me the chance to get nervous and start adding to my response & make a mistake.
\nHe did\u00a0not<\/strong> like it when I answered “What is your occupation?” with “unemployed”.
\nThen there were sudden changes of topic, I’m guessing to make me break script.
\nThere was the question about my total cash assets.
\nThere was the question about who I know in the US, followed by “what are their names?”<\/p>\n

And then it was done, like he’d lost whatever minimal interest he’d had.<\/p>\n

Not fun, but I’m aware that I got off lightly. No detailed search, no interview room & hardcore cross-questioning.<\/p>\n

I tried watching some movies on the Dublin to Chicago leg, but the only one that I stuck with was one I’d seen on multiple screens in my viewshed, to the extent that I had a solid idea of what the plot was.
\nMr. Right<\/a>, as it happens, is a pretty fun film; Anna Kendrick, Sam Rockwell, Tim Roth.<\/p>\n

\n

Steve & Moni picked me up from the airport & took me to my hotel, where cookies happened.
\nIt’s a Doubletree Hotel thing – You get a warm cookie on checking in. Or, in this case, three of them.<\/em><\/p>\n

The hotel room<\/del>\u00a0suite was huge; Bedroom, lounge with couch & desk, decent-sized bathroom, and a little balcony with a view of … a carpark and a dumpster\u2020.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u2020 or so I thought<\/em><\/p>\n

And then there’s the art.
\nThis was in the hallway.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_111015639\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_111025324\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This was in the bedroom of my suite; Child looking at Bear, Bear looking back.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160802_083811006\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And this, which I saved for last, was in the ‘lounge’;<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_081741013\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This is by far the most interesting hotel art I’ve ever seen.
\nNo idea who the artist of the in-room pieces is, but I’d like to find out. They looked to be photomanipulations, not paintings.<\/p>\n

Dinner happened, along with videogames, at a videogame-themed restaurant.<\/p>\n

\n

Somewhere along the line I took this photo, from the look of it from the passenger seat of a car.
\nNot sure when, where, or why, but it’s not too bad a sunset, I feel.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_200328798\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

And this brings us back to that dumpster, or what I thought<\/em> was a dumpster.
\nIt’s actually a squirrel feeder.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_075419266_HDR<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_075434075<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_075442519<\/a><\/p>\n

There were more squirrels at Steve & Moni’s, just sort of mooching about and posing for photographs.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_20160801_185254821_HDR\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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