{"id":1937,"date":"2016-09-23T22:50:50","date_gmt":"2016-09-23T21:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2016-10-01T02:24:29","modified_gmt":"2016-10-01T01:24:29","slug":"youre-not-going-to-san-francisco-looking-like-that-tidy-yourself-up-a-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1937","title":{"rendered":"You’re Not Going To San Francisco Looking Like That … Tidy Yourself Up A Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"

The hostel I’m staying at is in Fort Mason<\/a>, so it’s all historic.
\nAlso uphill.<\/p>\n

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I remember the hill from cycling around SF in 2012; It’s the one where I had to stop because I couldn’t stay upright due to crowd-induced slowness, and got an aggrieved cry of “Don’t Stop!” from the cyclist behind me.
\nDon’t know what they were complaining about, they only had to push a regular bike. I was pushing an e-bike, so it was heavier.<\/em><\/p>\n

I don’t remember the domed thing from last time, though it may have been blocked by people or outraged cyclists.
\nLooks bloody huge.<\/p>\n

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I got to the hostel wildly too early, but they let me store my bag so that I could go for a wander.
\nFor those who’re curious, here’s a link to the HI San Francisco Fisherman’s Wharf<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Lke I said, it’s a bit historical-looking.<\/p>\n

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And it’s at the top of a hill, at pretty much the end of the headland, so the view is good.<\/p>\n

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This part of the view is where it all went wrong, …<\/p>\n

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… because if we zoom in on that banner, …<\/p>\n

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… we’ll see this.<\/p>\n

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Only bought two books, and they gave me a $1 off voucher on my way in, so total spend was $3.<\/p>\n

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Outside there’s this.
\nI’m assuming it was a case of an oncoming storm, \u00a0high tide, and no better option than to beach her in the retaining wall.<\/p>\n

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I’m interpreting this as;<\/p>\n

In the event of a Tsunami, everyone has to get out of my way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The hostel I’m staying at is in Fort Mason, so it’s all historic. Also uphill. I remember the hill from cycling around SF in 2012; It’s the one where I had to stop because I couldn’t stay upright due to crowd-induced slowness, and got an aggrieved cry of “Don’t Stop!” from the cyclist behind me. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it-can-be-fun-to-run-away"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-vf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1961,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions\/1961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}