{"id":1996,"date":"2016-09-25T21:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-09-25T20:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1996"},"modified":"2016-10-05T22:10:49","modified_gmt":"2016-10-05T21:10:49","slug":"from-his-giant-billboard-on-fishermans-wharf-tommy-wiseau-watches-you-over-giant-trousers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=1996","title":{"rendered":"From His Giant Billboard On Fisherman’s Wharf Tommy Wiseau Watches You Over Giant Trousers"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have actual content, but Wiseauthulhu here demands special placement.<\/p>\n

The rest of the post is normal, I assure you<\/p>\n

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I lied.<\/p>\n

I, for one, welcome our new herbaceous crustacean overlords.<\/p>\n

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There are bollards a considerable distance from the water.
\nMaybe they’re decorative.
\nMaybe they run very long mooring lines.
\nOr maybe something which sails on unconventional seas sometimes visits San Francisco.<\/p>\n

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I didn’t do this tour, but it looks interesting.<\/p>\n

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The tour I\u00a0did<\/strong> do was a boat trip out upon the bay, and to kill some time before said boat trip, I wandered along the amazingly touristy Pier 39, where I spotted this little … let’s call it a ‘gem’.<\/p>\n

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I note they do family coats of arms there, and I’m hoping that they’re presented seriously but in truth are utter bollocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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