{"id":2296,"date":"2016-10-05T03:36:46","date_gmt":"2016-10-05T02:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2016-10-05T23:21:37","modified_gmt":"2016-10-05T22:21:37","slug":"i-got-bourbon-faced-on-shit-street-new-orleans-day-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2296","title":{"rendered":"I Got Bourbon Faced On Shit Street (New Orleans, Day Two)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>For the record, these titles are slogans from t-shirts I&#8217;ve seen in the stores here. Like most places, almost all the stores have basically the same designs at around the same prices.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s alleged plan was to wander through the French Quarter, soak up the feel of the place, maybe do a tour if I felt so inclined. Two out of Two And A Half ain&#8217;t bad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635187060-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2299 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635187060-1-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635187060-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635187060-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635187060-1-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wandered along Bourbon Street, and Royal Street, and that one starting with a &#8220;C&#8221; that I can&#8217;t remember the name of, working on the idea that I&#8217;d turn back if it looked too dodgy. Well, it got residential before it got dodgy, so that works out well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2300 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602-576x1024.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"942\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635330602.jpg 1836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There were a few bands set up, some in the streets, one outside Jackson Square, doing what looks to be the New Orleans variant of busking, where you put out a bucket, and the more mobile folks in the brass section occasionally carry it around during a song.<\/p>\n<p>I found Cafe Du Monde more or less by accident. <i>For the record, I wasn&#8217;t lost, so much as uninterested in exactly where I was, which allowed me to wonder what that place over there is, and find the aforementioned establishment.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635656663.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2301 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635656663-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635656663-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635656663-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475635656663-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not what I expected. I&#8217;d assumed, from the name &amp; the number of folks who&#8217;ve mentioned it unbidden and unrelated, that it would be some high-end place with fine everything and a long-ass line.<\/p>\n<p>The reality was much better. Covered and railed-off area with a bunch of little cafe tables, server\/porter\/waiter\/clearers in uniforms snaking their way through the space, and a menu so simple they can fit it on the side of the napkin dispenser.<\/p>\n<p><i>From seeing it, I assumed I&#8217;d go to a counter, get food or maybe a little tag with a number, and find a table. Nope, table service; Sit down, wait a spell, and they come by.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I got a freshly cleared spot by the railing separating Cafe from Street, and had Cafe Au Lait and Beignets.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636138243.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2302 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636138243-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636138243-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636138243-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636138243-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Not sure why the coffee comes in a lidded cup, but with an actual cup. Maybe to avoid spillage?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>There is a <b>mountain <\/b>of powdered sugar on those things, which explains the white splatches on the paving. And on my black shirt. And jeans.<\/p>\n<p>I looked like I had crotch-dandruff.<\/p>\n<p>No regrets.<\/p>\n<p>Post-pastry, I wandered back to my hotel, because the heat &amp; sun were intense, though I went via Frenchman Street, which turns out to be a big covered market largely filled with the same tourist stuff, plus the odd unique place trying to be noticed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2303\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2303\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2303 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381-576x1024.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"942\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636533381.jpg 1836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2303\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It seems the housekeeping folks appreciated being left a\u00a0(pretty minimal)\u00a0tip.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>First time that&#8217;s happened, though I have had them ask &#8220;is that for me?&#8221; if I&#8217;ve been in the room at the time.<\/p>\n<p>Went out again in the evening, in time to see a high school marching band setting up &amp; starting their march, followed by a throng of people in <i>mostly <\/i>partying attire, aside from the folks in business casual, and tail chased by a smaller band playing different tunes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636841083.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2304 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636841083-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636841083-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636841083-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636841083-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Clearly an organised thing, there were police leads &amp; a tail of some sort, and a planned route.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636928195.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2305 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636928195-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636928195-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636928195-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475636928195-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The tourists took photos, the locals &#8230; sort of worked around it with a smile? The high school drummers were getting a phenomenal amount of volume going; I took some video, but uploading isn&#8217;t working, so so much for that.<\/p>\n<p>I followed them for a bit, until they made a turn off Canal Street and into the French Quarter, then headed off along the waterfront for no particular reason.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637308081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2306 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637308081-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637308081-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637308081-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637308081-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I noticed structures like what&#8217;s <i>badly<\/i>\u00a0pictured below yesterday, but didn&#8217;t figure them out until today; Pop-up floodwalls, to fill the gaps in the barriers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637922440.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2307 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637922440-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637922440-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637922440-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/wp-1475637922440-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>In my defence, the walls in the other places looked to be in the sort of spots you&#8217;d have them anyway; Beside train tracks for the most part.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>On the way back to the hotel, it became clear that the bands out during the Reign of the Day Star were just the beginning. A whole lot of bands on Bourbon Street, so that&#8217;s where I&#8217;ll be tomorrow night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the record, these titles are slogans from t-shirts I&#8217;ve seen in the stores here. Like most places, almost all the stores have basically the same designs at around the same prices. 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