{"id":2588,"date":"2016-11-03T23:24:50","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T23:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2588"},"modified":"2016-11-09T22:00:10","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T22:00:10","slug":"progress-report-week-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2588","title":{"rendered":"Progress Report, Week One"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Bank Account, in-branch attempt.<br \/>\nNope, an appointment for an interview won&#8217;t be until next week, but you can use our online service instead.<\/li>\n<li>Bank Account, online attempt.<br \/>\nNope, you&#8217;re too much of a risk to grant an account with no credit or overdraft facility to.<\/li>\n<li>National Insurance number, first attempt.<br \/>\nWe need an address to post things to.<\/li>\n<li>National Insurance number, second attempt.<br \/>\nOur system is down, please call back later.<\/li>\n<li>National Insurance number, third attempt.<br \/>\nThat address isn&#8217;t just for postage, it&#8217;s also used to refer you for an interview at a jobcentre.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul><\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2587 alignnone size-full\" width=\"632\" height=\"739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685.jpg 632w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685-128x150.jpg 128w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685-257x300.jpg 257w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/wp-1478214790685-428x500.jpg 428w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Do you want people to work under the table and pay no tax?<\/p>\n<p>Because that&#8217;s how you get people working under the table and paying no tax.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bank Account, in-branch attempt. Nope, an appointment for an interview won&#8217;t be until next week, but you can use our online service instead. Bank Account, online attempt. Nope, you&#8217;re too much of a risk to grant an account with no credit or overdraft facility to. National Insurance number, first attempt. We need an address to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-forget-to-breathe"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-FK","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2589,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2588\/revisions\/2589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}