{"id":2753,"date":"2017-03-21T20:38:01","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T20:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2753"},"modified":"2017-03-21T20:38:01","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T20:38:01","slug":"first-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=2753","title":{"rendered":"First Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First day of the new job.<\/p>\n<p>Here I am, dressed for work, and apparently cosplaying as a tree.<br \/>\nNote please the calm posture, indicative of someone who\u00a0<strong>is not nervous at all.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/q8z53q-dm2305.files.1drv.com\/y3mKRnQckUZi3g-gxZ5r2a6qg73CRowN1cykURp_qnP-lPRsruhJSMndN6l0wcX-qrcU6eodc3xzlHudhfh_On54t96KfFKPYNgeE7hHeoDO3_YaAllgusfQNOksjjY-FpxAfxXKm0PUWstrlb9gswEefN20mRJABYgy6BAVG7U5iE?width=576&amp;height=1024&amp;cropmode=none\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How to sum up day one?<\/p>\n<p>Induction <em>maybe pneumonia?<\/em> Induction <em>Ooooo, laptop<\/em> Tour <em>hello hello hello hello<\/em> Info Session <em>ar num num<\/em> Meeting<em> smile politely, listen for your name<\/em> Meeting <em>what&#8217;s that acronym<\/em> Introduction <em>wow there&#8217;s a lot to learn<\/em> Meeting\/Sit Down<\/p>\n<p>It was a good day, and an interesting day, and even a fun day.<br \/>\nIt was also a\u00a0<strong>lot<\/strong> of day.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/q8z83q-dm2305.files.1drv.com\/y3mIrzihRy6WreJZ7mHZzp6FgtpMVaoJnzuhPaVXoUpy40vu2GNNzPg-a2YAlZhO0_2q3Q2IKHb0eyJiWQ2x5nWeMaGzC2js3L34-G8o-2br4xJoWZZdSwaerX-QmmMkuLtpHdxOF4KRJn1936mkYUxR5w2z82Il4vsQaTbjdQHRHU?width=660&amp;height=371&amp;cropmode=none\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First day of the new job. Here I am, dressed for work, and apparently cosplaying as a tree. Note please the calm posture, indicative of someone who\u00a0is not nervous at all. How to sum up day one? Induction maybe pneumonia? Induction Ooooo, laptop Tour hello hello hello hello Info Session ar num num Meeting smile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-what-happens-next"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-Ip","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2754,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2753\/revisions\/2754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}