{"id":3271,"date":"2019-07-28T06:59:51","date_gmt":"2019-07-28T05:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2020-01-05T17:20:50","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T17:20:50","slug":"when-last-we-saw-our-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=3271","title":{"rendered":"When last we saw our hero,"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230; He was sitting on his ass in the Metropolitan Lounge at Chicago Union Station, enjoying complimentary beverages &amp; snacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eventually the train was called, and so we all trooped down to the boarding hall, where we stood around being occasionally required to move because they needed to get a motorized cart thingy through, because the train wasn&#8217;t actually ready. Or even present.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Someone jumped the gun a bit vis-a-vis boarding, I&#8217;m thinking; I think we started to get on the 1745 Cardinal at 1800 or so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This was not one of those smooth trips. Lots of slow walking pace sections, multiple stopped-in-a-cornfield parts waiting for signals, or a freight, or possibly just really fresh corn on the cob, and the air conditioning was for some reason set to &#8216;beer cooler&#8217; for most of the trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Made it to Indy maybe an hour late ( at 0100 or so ), which isn&#8217;t bad going. Walked to the hotel, because after that long on the train the idea of a non-lurching surface had some serious appeal. There were still a bunch of people on the streets, including some police folk dealing with <em>something <\/em>across the road from the station.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check in was wildly uneventful, but getting to the room ( 30th floor with park view! )  was hampered by a couple who were too drunk, or disfunctional, or maybe just too stupid, to operate the lift. In the end I just left them on the 2nd floor, went back to Ground, and was then able to call a lift they weren&#8217;t in. <em>( no idea how, but their flailing at the card scanner + floor button system was stopping any other card from working as well )<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, going to take a shower &amp; get some actual non-plane non-train sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; He was sitting on his ass in the Metropolitan Lounge at Chicago Union Station, enjoying complimentary beverages &amp; snacks. Eventually the train was called, and so we all trooped down to the boarding hall, where we stood around being occasionally required to move because they needed to get a motorized cart thingy through, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday-2019"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-QL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3272,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions\/3272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}