{"id":3442,"date":"2022-08-04T14:38:31","date_gmt":"2022-08-04T13:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=3442"},"modified":"2026-08-15T20:44:18","modified_gmt":"2026-08-15T19:44:18","slug":"4-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=3442","title":{"rendered":"4\/8 &#8211; Tales From The Floating Vagabond &amp; Crossroads Carnival"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve given up on figuring out how the JW assigns people to tables for breakfast. I got a 6-8 seater to myself, having been walked past a few two-seaters, and I was in a section which maybe wasn&#8217;t assigned to anyone, as it had no silverware, glasses, coffee cups, &#8230;<br \/>These things eventually happened, piecemeal, over the course of the meal, though I did go and ask someone in a neighboring section for silverware.<br \/><br \/>The Exhibit\/Vendor hall Running Of The Nerds was entirely over by ten minutes after opening, when I got there, so I was able to grab the all-important souvenir dice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"824\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-824x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-824x1024.jpg 824w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-121x150.jpg 121w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-768x955.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-1236x1536.jpg 1236w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-1648x2048.jpg 1648w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0413_58OfficeLens-402x500.jpg 402w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 824px) 100vw, 824px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tales from the Floating Vagabond.<br \/>It was &#8230; OK.<br \/>The GM hadn&#8217;t run the thing since the 90s, and it was his first time GMing at Gen Con, so he did pretty well. There were only three players; me, Frank, and one other guy who was making a hobby of sticking polyhedral dice with magnets on them to stuff scattered around the con.<br \/>That said, game was done in 2 hours, and that included making up our character. I think I actually made one skill check or dice roll during the game, to pretend to enjoy a terrible beer. Probably goes longer if there are more players.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-375x500.jpg 375w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/img_20220804_1606434823463338103840318-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somewhere along the line the VIG Swag arrived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"787\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-1024x787.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-1024x787.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-150x115.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-768x590.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-1536x1181.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-2048x1574.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/2022_08_0422_51OfficeLens__01-500x384.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crossroads Carnival.<br \/>That was awesome; carnival sideshow freaks try to save people from the encroaching darkness in dustbowl America.<br \/>I had the Dog Faced, and we had a Geek, a Snake Charmer, and a Fortune Teller, trying to save a town a few days away from falling into darkness .<br \/>The game isn&#8217;t out yet, but I can see myself picking it up.<br \/>Also, the words Creature &amp; Preacher sound very similar through a mask, which caused confusion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The VIG Mixer.<br \/>Big space, crowded with people. Folks seemed to be having a good time?<br \/>I left pretty early because of an early start, but also because of crowd &amp; noise issues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did a lot of walking this day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"473\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-473x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-473x1024.jpg 473w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-138x300.jpg 138w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-69x150.jpg 69w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-768x1664.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-709x1536.jpg 709w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-945x2048.jpg 945w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712-231x500.jpg 231w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screenshot_20220804-230712.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve given up on figuring out how the JW assigns people to tables for breakfast. I got a 6-8 seater to myself, having been walked past a few two-seaters, and I was in a section which maybe wasn&#8217;t assigned to anyone, as it had no silverware, glasses, coffee cups, &#8230;These things eventually happened, piecemeal, over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gencon2022"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-Tw","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_20220804_102833-scaled.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3489,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions\/3489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}