{"id":35,"date":"2013-08-14T02:35:48","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T14:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=35"},"modified":"2013-09-09T12:29:46","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T00:29:46","slug":"the-big-red-couch-would-like-to-thank-fedex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"The Big Red Couch Would Like To Thank FedEx, &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; for taking my half-arsed idea of little slips of printed paper as promotional thingies, and turning it into these awesome little card stock creations, all done while I waited. They even cut them up for me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130813-102917.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130813-102917.jpg\" alt=\"20130813-102917.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The original idea was to do business cards, but organisation is <strong>not<\/strong> one of my strong points, it would seem, and I couldn&#8217;t get a design to them in time. Plan B was a simple &#8216;bookmark&#8217; about half as long as a US Letter sheet is wide, 16 to the page, that I could print out on a colour printer here in Indianapolis.<br \/>\nGiven that I was happy to have little slips of paper to hand out to anyone who seemed interested, the card stock version just reeks of professionalism and, dare I say it, class.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; for taking my half-arsed idea of little slips of printed paper as promotional thingies, and turning it into these awesome little card stock creations, all done while I waited. They even cut them up for me. The original idea was to do business cards, but organisation is not one of my strong points, it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-big-red-couch"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}