{"id":478,"date":"2015-07-27T02:01:15","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T14:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=478"},"modified":"2015-08-13T16:25:35","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T04:25:35","slug":"and-at-917-my-room-was-ready","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"And At 9:17, My Room Was Ready"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I&#8217;mma gonna warn you in advance; This&#8217;ll have a lot of frankly annoying praise of the JW Marriott Indianapolis.<\/p>\n<p>Email saying that my room was ready arrived at 9:17.<br \/>\nSaid room was, in fact ready, and because I was the first identified Gen Con person to check in, they gave me some of last year&#8217;s JW Marriott dice that they hand out on check-out. <em>(which I don&#8217;t get because I&#8217;m checking out after the Gen Con period is over)<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_480\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-480\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3463-e1437919120939.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-480\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3463-e1437919120939-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"JW Marriott 2014 Gen Con Dice\" width=\"530\" height=\"707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3463-e1437919120939-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3463-e1437919120939-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3463-e1437919120939.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-480\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">JW Marriott 2014 Gen Con Dice<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh, and the view from the room&#8217;s not bad either.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_481\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-481\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3464-e1437919044147.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-481\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3464-e1437919044147-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Indiana Convention Centre, as seen from my hotel room\" width=\"530\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3464-e1437919044147-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3464-e1437919044147-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_3464-e1437919044147.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-481\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Indiana Convention Centre, as seen from my hotel room<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And now, I&#8217;m going to go and have a very long shower.<\/p>\n<p>And possibly store the clothing I&#8217;ve been wearing for a long damn time in a lead casket, so that it can be buried in a salt flat, lest it rise to exact it&#8217;s vengeance upon the world.<br \/>\nThat can happen; Saw it in a movie once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I&#8217;mma gonna warn you in advance; This&#8217;ll have a lot of frankly annoying praise of the JW Marriott Indianapolis. Email saying that my room was ready arrived at 9:17. 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