{"id":6029,"date":"2025-02-02T03:41:56","date_gmt":"2025-02-02T03:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=6029"},"modified":"2025-02-02T03:56:44","modified_gmt":"2025-02-02T03:56:44","slug":"akl-to-sin-to-lhr-to-ays-to-chateau-guineapig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=6029","title":{"rendered":"AKL to SIN to LHR to AYS to Chateau Guineapig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I left out a few train stations along the way<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leaving Auckland wasn&#8217;t as calm as I&#8217;d hoped it&#8217;d be, annoyingly. Some idiot had handled the fuel nozzle at the petrol station with paint on their hands, so I was returning a rental car while trying not to get bright yellow paint all over everything I touched. Then I got a notification from my NZ bank about a suspicious transaction, which I didn&#8217;t recognise &amp; blocked. Figured that&#8217;d be the end of it, but no, the bank fraud team needed to contact me about it, or maybe about locking my card, and I was going through the <strong>very<\/strong> crowded &amp; busy airport security at the time, so couldn&#8217;t really do anything about it while my phone exploded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I think that the situation at this point is that the NZ card is locked, which is fine by me, and I&#8217;ll need to call them at some point to unlock it, but that can quite frankly wait until I&#8217;m more awake. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All told, not the most relaxing departure, but at least there were Buzzy Bees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6021\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501301501098976227889139942841424.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The active noise cancelling headphones made things so much better; Took that background roar of the flight out completely, and muted the surrounding people noise a bunch. Plus I had the cable to plug directly into the entertainment system, so I still got announcements<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The actual flights were fine, and for a lot of it I had WiFi access, so my ability to post stupid content to the internet was unimpeded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_174746_5016457023860430471074.jpg 1438w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Flight #1: 10\u00bdh from Auckland to Singapore. I had an aisle seat in the centre row, with a couple in the other two seats, so no need to get up to let them out or anything. There were a few very bumpy moments, one of which was sufficiently bad that a cabin crew member dropped into a squat position by her rolling cart thing in the aisle for stability. ( I just knocked back my drink so that it wouldn&#8217;t spill )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6019\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_210741_3918786411587907499944.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No need to change terminal at Singapore, so I had some time to wander around &amp; try to get some feeling back in my legs &amp; spine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228174333338210576329752.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_215201_7252529361424691938194.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I absolutely was not coherent enough to read this during the flight. And the song wasn&#8217;t Cat People <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228241060786294081869205.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Flight #2 was scheduled for 14 hours, but came in a bit less than that. This time it was an aisle seat at one side, again with a couple beside me; Unexpectedly, from what I could tell they never left their seats for the entire flight; One of them slept pretty much the entire flight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250130_2341068252064272613822857.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">When you display it this way it looks so much worse <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/10000228345673848806901466462.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">On the plus side, I recognised where on the route we were?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6025\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/pixlr_202501311047395026929877586279097101.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the time I was off the plane I could definitely feel the lack of sleep; Got some naps in on the flights, though no idea how much, and it was nowhere near enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also, my eyes were very irritated by the flights, which is a new one on me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Getting through the arrival process took a while, though some of that was me taking my time with it because I was <strong>very<\/strong> tired. Some more was an enormous number of people waiting for their bags &amp; packing out the area around the carousel, and a little bit was me changing into slightly warmer clothing for the next bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noticed the temperature change as soon as I left the terminal building, mostly because I could suddenly see my breath in the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6028\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img_20250131_074435_8163099835513116222950.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Luckily, no problems getting to the friends place where I&#8217;m staying. Trains were all running, didn&#8217;t fall asleep and miss my stop at any point, and I was finally able to take a shower.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6027\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-150x84.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/img-20250131-wa00004930645308979794145.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Unpacking, using the &#8220;witnesses reported an explosion&#8221; technique<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left out a few train stations along the way<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[94],"tags":[143,40,141,51,111],"class_list":["post-6029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sabbatical","tag-auckland","tag-aylesbury","tag-flight","tag-london","tag-singapore"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3O6N9-1zf","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6029"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6036,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6029\/revisions\/6036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}