{"id":648,"date":"2015-08-10T06:34:35","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T18:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=648"},"modified":"2015-08-13T16:22:19","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T04:22:19","slug":"saturday-united-airlines-shenanigans-shuttlebus-frolics-and-inside-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=648","title":{"rendered":"Saturday &#8211; United Airlines Shenanigans, Shuttlebus Frolics, And Inside Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Checking out happened without incident, or much in the way of waiting, which was nice; Those queues get &#8230; impressive at peak times.<br \/>\nThen again, it&#8217;s a 4000+ room hotel complex, so perhaps that is to be expected.<\/p>\n<p><em>I looked it up, and the hotel dates back to the early 90&#8217;s. I&#8217;d assumed that it was at least a decade od so older than that.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As is usual, I got to the airport ridiculously early, and could have been earlier if I&#8217;d raced to catch the shuttle which was there as I arrived at the lobby. I didn&#8217;t feel like that, so just sat around &amp; chatted to folks who were also waiting until the next\u00a0one came.<\/p>\n<p>Airline check-in systems seem to have improved over the very few years I&#8217;ve been travelling.<br \/>\nFor Holiday 2012, I could guarantee that the auto-kiosk would shit itself when I gave it my NZ passport, and I&#8217;d have to go to an actual check-in person. This time, they seem to cope fine, so I&#8217;m guessing that the e-passport rollout is going well.<br \/>\nI <strong>did<\/strong> get asked if I was OK, but that was because I was taking the time to read what was on the screen, and was possibly talking to myself as I did so. I got here, as did my luggage, so I guess I did it right.<\/p>\n<p>The plane.<br \/>\nIt all went a bit tits-up when the plane happened.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d oversold by 5 seats or so, and started calling for volunteers to be compensated with $300 and take a later flight.<br \/>\nI was sort of interested until they clarified that it was a $300 travel voucher, for United, at which point it became pretty damn useless to me. <em>(United <strong>are<\/strong> a part of Star Alliance, which Air NZ is also a part of, but I don&#8217;t know whether the voucher would transfer to other airlines in the network, and I&#8217;m damn sure I wouldn&#8217;t be willing to trust them if they said it did. Plus, I had places to<\/em> <em>be)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They got a couple of takers at $300, then a couple more when they bumped it to $400.<br \/>\nThen, on the plane, they discovered that the off-duty pilot wasn&#8217;t rated for that aircraft, so couldn&#8217;t ride in the cockpit, so they had to find lucky volunteer\u00a0number five, at $500, with the explicit threat that if they picked you to be bumped to a later flight, you&#8217;d get nothing. Someone went for it, and we eventually were able to leave, late, to wait 20 minutes or so for the next available take-off opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I got a window seat, which was nice; Las Vegas to Los Angeles is only an hour, so the plane never gets that high, and there was no cloud, so I got to see a whole lot of desolate landscape that I&#8217;d like to go and scuffle around in someday.<br \/>\nMaybe in winter?<\/p>\n<p>At Los Angeles,\u00a0 the first couple of shuttlebus wranglers were not interested in the base concept of Santa Monica as a place that people wanted to go to, and a taxi driver pointed me at a bus stop.<br \/>\nThe <em>next<\/em> shuttlebus bod, from SuperShuttle, looked at the address &amp; said &#8220;Yeah, we can do that, take a seat over there&#8221;, and proceeded to get me onto a shuttle after maybe 20-30 minutes. Granted, I had to type Andrei&#8217;s address into the driver&#8217;s GPS app myself, because he was busy driving, but I got here, pretty much door to door, for $29 including tip, which doesn&#8217;t seem so bad.<\/p>\n<p>Cluttered up Andrei&#8217;s lounge with my suitcase, and we went to see a movie, as Inside Out was playing, in a\u00a0newly-revamped cinema with fancy electric-operated recliners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Checking out happened without incident, or much in the way of waiting, which was nice; Those queues get &#8230; impressive at peak times. Then again, it&#8217;s a 4000+ room hotel complex, so perhaps that is to be expected. I looked it up, and the hotel dates back to the early 90&#8217;s. 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