{"id":7329,"date":"2026-07-22T04:55:40","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T03:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=7329"},"modified":"2026-07-22T04:55:40","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T03:55:40","slug":"journey-to-the-west-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=7329","title":{"rendered":"Journey To The West, Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did most of my packing the day before, so that the day would be easier. Before any of the travel stuff, I went out &amp; got myself breakfast, because that seemed like a good idea, and it meant that I wouldn&#8217;t need to lug the suitcase into a cafe or something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After approximately a billion checks of taps &amp; switches &amp; locks, and maybe 20 cellphone photos of the aforementioned taps &amp; switches &amp; locks, I was able to leave the house and set of on a magnificently uneventful journey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/img_20260721_105240138_hdr8549858079465302679-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/img_20260721_105240138_hdr8549858079465302679-768x1024.jpg 768w, 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