{"id":749,"date":"2016-05-02T17:35:21","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T05:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=749"},"modified":"2016-05-15T15:21:15","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T03:21:15","slug":"tauranga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/?p=749","title":{"rendered":"Tauranga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I only took one photo in Tauranga, so, uhhh, here it is;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_777\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-777\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_20160430_154727567.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-777\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_20160430_154727567-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"yes the one picture I took in Tauranga was of two cats staring at each other on a roof why are you making such a big deal of this\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_20160430_154727567-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_20160430_154727567-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IMG_20160430_154727567-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-777\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">yes the one picture I took in Tauranga was of two cats staring at each other on a roof why are you making such a big deal of this<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For the most part, Tauranga was about hanging out with Janjo &amp; Gareth, and their\u00a0<del>mobile noisemakers<\/del>\u00a0<del>beasts<\/del> children.<br \/>\nLaundry was also involved, and the weather mercifully allowed this to happen.<\/p>\n<p>Watched a couple of movies with them,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mental_(2012_film)\"><em>Mental<\/em><\/a> and\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ten_Inch_Hero\">Ten Inch Hero<\/a><\/em>, both of which were pretty damn good.<br \/>\nFor the <em>Supernatural<\/em> fans, Ten Inch Hero has Jensen Ackles in it, and it&#8217;s worth reading his dreadful shirts.<\/p>\n<p>We also went to a &#8230; Mitre 10? Bunnings? &#8230; not sure &#8230; A big damn hardware store with a garden centre attached, plus playground and cafe.<br \/>\nThe playground was very much the focus of small human attention, right up to the point that we got there, at which point it became the forbidden zone, and he refused to go anywhere near it, or to allow the notion that other people might go near it. Said small mammal eventually changed his mind, grudgingly, when chips became a possibility, or maybe when abandonment in the store to fend for himself became a possibility.<\/p>\n<p>There was also the assembly of a sauna; One of the <em>two-person if they&#8217;re close<\/em> indoor types.<br \/>\nThat was quite fun, though small children have an unerring ability to get in the way when you&#8217;re moving or carrying or assembling things; Like cats, but much louder.<br \/>\nAnd maybe more sticky? Not sure.<br \/>\nIn any case, the sauna panels slot together, and the wiring system had clip-together plugs which seemed fairly simple, though a certain amount of percussive persuading was needed for some parts, and it was only a two person assembly job if one of those people is an octopus.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Koro-Sensei-Slither-Slither-Slither-Slither.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-778\" src=\"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Koro-Sensei-Slither-Slither-Slither-Slither.gif\" alt=\"from http:\/\/aminoapps.com\/page\/anime\/514513\/koro-sensei\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It was a good weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only took one photo in Tauranga, so, uhhh, here it is; For the most part, Tauranga was about hanging out with Janjo &amp; Gareth, and their\u00a0mobile noisemakers\u00a0beasts children. Laundry was also involved, and the weather mercifully allowed this to happen. Watched a couple of movies with them,\u00a0Mental and\u00a0Ten Inch Hero, both of which were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it-can-be-fun-to-run-away"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3O6N9-tauranga","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":779,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions\/779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoarde.net\/craigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}