The Terror Of Funky Island

A pirate ship sails into the harbour of a town which is normally a hive of activity, only to find it strangely quiet.
They crew go ashore, and find the place deserted, though it looks like the locals had one hell of a party before they left.

I made up some pre-generated characters for this one, using QAGS.


Sawbones Wyatt

Body – 8
Brains – 14
Nerve – 13

Job – Ship’s Doctor – 14

Gimmick – Cryptotaxidermist – 14

Weakness – Mermaid Obsession – 14

Mind-Altering Substances & Their Uses +1
Botany +2
Percussive Anaesthesia +3

 

Waterline Cooper

Body – 15
Brains – 8
Nerve – 14

Job – Gunner – 13

Gimmick – An Artist With A Cannon – 11

Weakness – Unable To Resist A Trick Shot – 11

Encyclopaedic Knowledge Of Sea Shanties +1
Moonshining +2
Creative Uses For Gunpowder +3

 

Hardtack Murphy

Body – 14
Brains – 14
Nerve – 8

Job – Quartermaster – 13

Gimmick – Yeah, I Can Get One Of Those – 15

Weakness – The Grog Calls To Me – 15

Sad Tales Of The Sea +1
Making My Rebuttal With A Chair +2
Negotiation +3

 

Squinty DuFresne

Body – 8
Brains – 10
Nerve – 12

Job – Lookout – 9

Gimmick – Purveyor Of Mermaid Pictures (Sauciness Variable) – 11

Weakness – Not Exactly Fond Of Ghosts – 11

Hollerin’ +1
Clamberin’ +2
Shootin’ +3

 

Barnacle Johnson

Body – 13
Brains – 7
Nerve – 14

Job – Cook – 8

Gimmick – Convinced That Swashbuckling Is Real – 8

Weakness – Parrot Allergy – 8

Card Tricks +1
Mystical Trivia +2
Master Of Cutting-Edge Cuisine +3

 

Thumbstrike McTavish

Body – 16
Brain – 12
Nerve – 10

Job – Carpenter – 10

Gimmick – You Call THAT A Hammer? THIS Is A Hammer! – 10

Weakness – Has Always Wanted A Parrot – 10

Accordion +1
I’ve Been Everywhere +2
Thump +3