Greenwich Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Back to the Geovation hub to work today, even though I (correctly) expected it to be deader than yesterday. I stopped off at the coffee place from yesterday ( Goswell Road Coffee ) and hung around in there for a bit.

They may be winning the “weird decorating” prize.

Pretty sure that’s a Sinclair C5 (not my picture; from where I was sitting there was no non-creepy way to take a photo)

The hub was, as predicted, dead. Other folks have commented that it’s cliquey & techy, and I’d have to agree. I know they do networking events, and I’m guessing that’s the only time that people from different groups interact. Still, got some work done, which was the point, and left in the early afternoon, which was the consequence of some late-ass finishes earlier in the week.

Commuting through London when the footpaths & underground aren’t rammed? Pretty nice.

Moving through London when you get to a tourist bit? Not great. Kind of annoying, because people move really slowly and spread out to fill the space.

Still, I had a nice time, learned some things about actually working in this city, and now hold a firm opinion on a specific underground route, which feels like a win to me.

Someone seems to have moored a small building off Greenwich

The plan for Saturday was to get an early start & go to the British Museum before it got crowded. This didn’t happen.

What did happen is that I got there later than planned, got through some of the Mesopotamian & adjacent bits, and left earlier than planned because it was too crowded to move through & the airflow … wasn’t? Should have expected that for a Saturday.

Still, I saw some stuff, and marveled at the tiny tiny cuneiform writing, and learned about sealing up contracts in clay envelopes with a summary and rolled-on pictures on them as an anti tampering technique, so that was pretty cool.

Canary Wharf continues it’s impressive streak of confusing me, so well done there; Didn’t know there were ‘underground’ bits below the various plazas and parks. Also didn’t know there were parks.

Found some artwork though, which was nice

Greenwich on the weekend is a madhouse. People in all directions, and pity anyone trying to drive anywhere. I spotted someone who’d probably gone the wrong way, thought they’d found a route out that didn’t require reversing, and were then blocked by a taxi doing something weird. From that point, they were probably better off parking the car and recovering it after sundown, because the odds of them manoeuvring back out in that crowd were not good; Could be done, but you’d need a spotter and a lot of yelling at pedestrians.

I kind of want this to be a detective agency, or at least a pair of amateur but surprisingly effective investigators. Maybe they’re involved in the production or sale of their respective substance, or maybe they’re just importers who keep finding bodies/evidence of crime.

( OK, this does maybe link nicely to one of my Gen Con games – CHEW )

I could also see it as a wacky superhero cartoon, with a sentient bottle of champagne & wheel of cheese fighting superpowered food crime. Whatever that is. Kind of the opposite of Milk & Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad, for those who remember that.


It turns out that I’ve evolved a check-out routine without realising it.

  • Everything that can be packed the night before gets packed. Clothes for the next day get set aside.
  • On the day, everything is either on my person or on the bed, so that the rest of the space can be checked. As soon as something can be packed, it gets packed.

Google maps gave me all sorts of interesting options for getting between Greenwich & Paddington, including walking from Lancaster Gate because the stop is a lot closer than it looks on the standard map, but in the end I went with a three-line hop; DLR to Bank, Central to Oxford Circus, Bakerloo to Paddington.

Made it with an hour or so to kill, so I found a relatively sane bit of the station to hang out in, and checked the departure boards online. Got a window seat during the early phase when the platform was announced, which was lucky, as the train filled up with folks heading for Penzance whose train was for some reason starting in Reading, not Paddington. (People were standing in the vestibules in some carriages)

Greenwich Monday to Thursday

Leaving Salisbury went smoothly; I’d packed everything I possibly could, done the dishes, and even vacuumed the night before, so all I really needed to do was shower, put on the clothes I’d set out the evening before, and go, retuning the key to it’s lockbox & dumping some rubbish on the way out.

Me being me, I still did some paranoid checks of things, but the intention was good.

The train to London arrived confusingly, in that the SWR app and the station signs said it was approaching and between two stops, while the announcement said it was the empty train already at the platform. One final spooky mystery of the stay?

The trip itself? Uneventful. Pretty scenery, stops in tiny little villages, and eventually London Waterloo station. Because of my extreme cleverness of checking out on a work day Monday and not going for early check-in at my hotel, I booked another Brewdog Deskdog co-working desk, this one at their super convenient Waterloo Station site. (Which would be easier to find if they had consistent signage at Waterloo station)

view of the trainside of some Waterloo Station platforms

The Waterloo location is specifically called out as being more expensive, and I get why now; it’s purpose built for co-working. Open early, a lot of space, a few one person pods for calls & meetings, and in a space where someone wandering in would be really obvious.

Also, there are two levels, and there’s a slide.

By the time I was in the mood to try the slide, there were some kids having a great time on it, and I didn’t want to disrupt them

I’m liking the Deskdog thing. It’s an interesting space to work out of, quiet enough that I’m getting work done, and the fact that there are people around is something of a calming influence when you really want to call someone an idiot. Or worse.

There were a few other people using the ‘main” space ( set up with big tables & power outlets ), a few singles, a couple of people who seemed to be working on something together, and a group who acted like they knew each other who’d maybe all come together there for an in-person gathering.

Part of the point of this London week was to try out working in London, and to try out co-working spaces; The Company is part of one in London (Geovation), so I had an introduction session for that over teams. Felt a bit odd to be talking about a space from a different equivalent space, but it turns out that the Geovation thing is more of an incubator which has some office hubs; They’re big into networking & development & the like, which really didn’t come up when anyone at work mentioned the space. Work folks were all about hotdesks & meeting rooms.

I also did some rearranging of Gen Con Events; Gave back a ticket to something I wasn’t as keen on so that I could get something else. Not an unheard of process for me where the Gen Con schedule is concerned.

Worked from Brewdog until about 4, then scuttled off to the hotel to finish out my day from there before the Underground got too busy.


Had an early night, and I worked the Tuesday from the hotel so that I could sleep longer, which only sort of worked. Did go for a morning wander around Greenwich though, so that worked out ok.

Took this picture at Greenwich Markets as a “nope” image, but it was pointed out that this could be an outreach sort of deal by aquatic life, or a side venture by the band Eels
Remember Eels?

I have a desk booked at the Geovation hub for Thursday & Friday (security needs a 24 hour warning), and another Deskdog Waterloo booking for tomorrow (Wednesday). I’d initially thought they were booked solid at Brewdog, but a bit of playing with finish times makes it look like they have a large afternoon group booked, so I’m there until 3.

Went for an afterwork walk under the Thames (some brain donor had left a couple of ride share bikes in the tunnel), then took the DLR further in & wandered around for a bit until I accidentally found St. Paul’s Cathedral.


Deskdog Waterloo continues to be good. Given the size of the Waterloo bar, it did take a while to find someone to tell me where I was supposed to be sitting (the space from Monday was roped off), but I also found a coffee shop in the bar that I’d missed the first time. Explains the “whatever you want” reaction when I’d asked what sort of coffee they can do. The seat this time (actually a booth) had a view out of the building into The Outside World, and there were a bunch of folks doing work, having meetings, that sort of thing; it’s a nice environment.

Getting there from Greenwich in the morning was easier than expected, despite the absolute maze of Canary Wharf; I don’t think I’ve ever taken the same path through that place twice when going to or from the DLR.

The environment does make it easier to not take breaks, which could be an issue.

Went for a bit of a wander in the evening, and ended up catching, if not adequately photographing, a nice sunset.


Thursday was a Geovation Hub Co-working Space day. Getting there was surprisingly easy; DLR to the end of the line, thus avoiding the Canary Wharf Experience™, and the Northern Line to the closest station, which isn’t that close because of Farringdon just being like that.

Arrived in time to get coffee with an excitingly expressive name. They had merch, and I was tempted to get a sticker for the work laptop.

For a place that made suck a big deal about booking numbered desks, I didn’t see any actual desk numbers. I sat where the little diagram said I should, or at least where it said the desks my number was in were supposed to be, because again, no desk numbers that I could see.

Sat there in the more social area by the kitchen, did work, chatted to the one other person at the table about his startup & my work, and it was nice enough, but … Not the networking powerhouse I’d expected. Mostly small/medium groups who already knew each other, presumably because they work together, keeping to themselves.

Probably it’s different when there are more people in the hub, but it felt a bit dead. Back again on Friday, so we’ll see how it looks on what I’m assuming will be an even quieter day.

Took the Elizabeth Line back, just because I could, at least as far as Canary Bloody Wharf. It’s nice, and all shiny and new and vaguely purple.

Esri UK Annual Conference 2023

I’m writing these a bit asynchronously, but hopefully I covered the leg thing when talking about leaving Bournemouth. Short version is that walking was painful but got better over time, and that I was hoping it was a dehydration/exertion thing, because the symptoms were worryingly close to The Great L5S1 Rupture Of 2015.

Lambeth Bridge at night

Slept well, didn’t wake up in the night with massive leg cramps, and while walking was still painful, I could at least walk somewhat normally. Well, normally for me, given the litany of injuries over the years.

Accidentally met a colleague on the way to hotel breakfast, so it was nice to chat. CB & I don’t work together, and our jobs in no way interact, so it’s fun seeing what things look like from a different perspective.

I’m sure I could have found the venue, but ended up accidentally following a management group, so chatted with various of them on the way there. Turns out the former CTO worked on the same thing I work on, 2+ generations of products ago.

I was issued with my purple stewarding polo shirt, and I have not included a picture of me in it. You’re welcome. Things went well on the crowd control front all the way through the opening plenary (“the stairs to the third floor plenary are to your right” × 1,000,000) , and then they fell off and exploded at the first session on the floor I was assigned to.

Two entry doors we could cover, but there was a bonus set of stairs, and the room filled so fast & so much that the conference centre facilities people declared it a hazard & forced people out. In an exciting period of rapid crowd management skills acquisition, we (there were a few stewards) blocked off all but one door to entry & herded everyone that way so that we could keep the numbers under control. Folks were mostly understanding of my Purple Gandalf “You Shall Not Pass because we need people to use the other door as a crowd safety measure” routine, though I did occasionally have to do the arms spread wide “I Am A Barrier” bit to make people stop and listen.

Some lessons to be learned there, and it identified a need for a way to tell all of the other rooms when a space is full, so that they can tell people not to bother heading in that direction.

My best moment was when someone jokingly tried to bribe his way in with a pair of Ordnance Survey Socks. After regretfully saying no, but complimenting him on an awesome swag item, he gave me a pair. 😁

We had a team dinner afterwards, which was a nice reward/comedown from the madness of the conference. It went late-ish, but didn’t turn into the sort of bar crawl where you get in at 2am, unlike some previous years. 2018, I am looking in your direction.


Next day was a team meeting. Breakfast this time featured one of those “hey, can I join my friends over there?” exercises which I suspect the staff hate, as the group expanded across multiple 2-seater tables when people arrived or noticed the growing cluster.

My leg was almost completely better by this point; Some twinges & soreness, but that’s it.

My hearing after a full day in the conference centre in a corridor and lift lobby? Yeah, I could hear what was happening close to me; The rest was just muffled noises & ringing.

Not a lot to say about the team meeting, partially because of commercial sensitivity, and partially because it’s probably a bit dull. It was livened up by one team member being spectacularly unwell & attending remotely, and for a while I was acting as the JonathanBot, pointing my laptop camera at whoever was talking.

In hindsight, I had my folding phone tripod in my bag, so we could have had someone with MS Teams on their phone call him & use the phone as a much more portable camera.

Not nearly as funny though.

The trip out of London was very simple & easy. Wandered the short distance to Waterloo ( the leg was almost completely better by this point ), hung around for a bit, then tried not to fall asleep too much on the way to Salisbury. I needn’t have worried; They stopped the train there and made all onward passengers change.

Found the place without issue, and it’s quite nice. Got a bedroom, a nice wee lounge, and a kitchen. It’ll do nicely for a few days.