Episode Thirteen – The President’s Earth Chakra Is Missing!

In which Ben imagines a crack team of crystal-wielding homeopathic commandos protecting the spiritual sanctity of the President; Craig unleashes both sanctioned/competent and unsanctioned/kooky shadowy cabals of occult librarians; Tonya imagines a ‘How to Host a Murder’ session about manipulating the soul of a CEO; and Kev gets sleep deprived and rants about Voltron. Along the way, we imagine a game where chakras are embodied in people… and what that might look like in the example of The Wire.

An in-depth discussion of Chakras, with Earth Chakras appearing at the 4 minute mark.
Or Chakras as explained by Guru Patik from Avatar: The Last Airbender.  ~What we should have sent Craig to in the first place.

Girl from Ipanema with lyrics and again, on solo guitar.

Unknown Armies

Spitting Image

Land of Confusion by Genesis

Face Lift, a New Zealand show in which actors were forced to wear grotesque politician masks.

Some info on Robert Muldoon,

and how he was seen at the time.

Some info on Ronald Reagan

The President’s Plane is Missing

“The President’s Brain is Missing”

Joan Quigley, White House astrologer



Shen balancing


Alternative Medicine

The Men Who Stare At Goats

MK Ultra

“Brothers, The Devil Has Built A Robot!”


Feng Shui

Bob The Angry Flower ~alas, the archives go back to 1992 and I’m too lazy to find the specific page.

Fate Accelerated

Kim Possible and a list of characters on the show.

Read Or Die

The Middleman ~here’s the beginning of S1S1 on youtube. You’re Welcome.

Maslow’s Heirarchy of Needs

A local houspainting company, The KGB who it turns out I mistakenly identified their decedent organization’s acronym. That’s what I get for believing movies such as Eastern Promises. Thank Viggo. (Tonya)

National Treasure

One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

Tea-Leaf Reading

Palm Reading

Angelic Healing




White House Tours

Kurt Russel

The Strongest Man In The World

Bad News Bears

Corporate Art

Auckland Isthmus

How to Host A Murder

Are You A Werewolf?

A game about a vampire called Analise, although I was unable to find a link. If anyone can find a link, we’d be interested to read about the game.

Shab-Al-Hiri Roach

The Great Brain Robbery, from Cheapass Games, in which you can’t win the game with Government Cheese.

Godzilla Gaming Podcast– gone but not forgotten as long as some of the shows still show up on podscrapers.


The Wire -a bit spoilery and The cast of The Wire

[I later figured out that this show could be understood as depicting multiple nested chakra systems, so that while Jay Landsman is the Baltimore P.D.s Earth chakra, Jimmy McNulty could easily be Baltimore’s ~ Tonya]

Leverage – the show, and Leverage – the game.

Captain Planet

Magic Man from Adventure Time


Power Rangers

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sailor Moon


Battle of the Planets

Mighty Ducks

Terrahawks, represented by Seargent Major Zero, voiced by Windsor Davies

Delta Green


The Earth’s Chakras

Unknown Armies- To Go


Fox News

World’s largest ball of twine

Sam and Max Hit The Road

Not the Eiffel Tower

Mount Rushmore

Turns out there are a huge number of Radio Telescopes in the world, but none in Nevada. Here’s some amazing pictures of some of them.

Lowell Observatory

This is what a Prostate looks like.





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8 thoughts on “Episode Thirteen – The President’s Earth Chakra Is Missing!

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    • Tonya says:

      You are right, this would be a perfect way for someone to figure out that the President’s Earth Chakra is missing. Maybe the tip-off comes from a fairground palmist who meets the President during a photo-op, and e tells eir local group of alternative healers/diviners.

      Very cool, thanks for commenting!

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      It is obvious to me that someone had hidden the Earth Chakra in the form of a puncture repair kit and is ‘selling’ it to people who they think need a boost to finish races. I wonder what effect that would have on someone’s life? If everything started going well for them until the day someone breaks in to steal a seemingly worthless puncture kit?

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