Episode One Hundred And Forty Five – The Case Of The Accidental Battered Sausage

Best Served Cold / A Sweary Murder She Wrote – A Celebrity Chef solves murders while attempting to drag failing restaurants back from the brink.

The indentured staff of a Dark Kitchen try to call for help via the only means available; Inexplicable items in the orders they send out.

Technicians trying to fix a fully-automated Fish & Chip shop find themselves in the middle of a drug distribution operation.

By pure fluke, your massive order from the auto-takeout perfectly matched a shipment of contraband. Now you’ve got an enormous bag of something illegal, the bad guys have a catering-size order of deep-fried food, and things are about to get very exciting.

Produce Noir – In the grimy spray-misted aisles of The Big Shopping Cart, lit by flickering flourescents, sentient food items investigate a murder.

Battered Sausage
Corn Dog


Gordon Ramsay
Heston Blumenthal

Murder, She Wrote
Miss Marple
Jonathan Creek
Criminal Minds
Hercule Poirot

Independence Day

Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe?

Dark Kitchen (might be paywalled in some areas)
Dark Kitchen (site may be flaky)
( Interestingly, and appropriately, there aren’t a huge number of articles out there on Dark Kitchens – Those that are seem to tend towards the ‘Deliveroo Puff-Piece’ end of the scale ~ T. Jones )

Dark Matter
Dark Energy
Dark Web

Shock: Social Science Fiction
Misspent Youth

‘Hide a spoon in your underwear’, charities tell women fearing forced marriage


The Wire

Brazil (movie)

Rosemary & Thyme (gardener detectives)

Gravity Falls

The Adventure Of The Speckled Band


Midsomer Murders
The Brokenwood Mysteries


Markov Chain

Guy Ritchie


Mad Max 2

Film Noir

Episode Eighty One – Banana Warriors of Dimension X

Pink Slime


Michael Bay

God Of Cookery
Forbidden City Cop
Shaolin Soccer

Stephen Chow

Isekai Shokudō / Restaurant to Another World
Food Wars! / Shokugeki no Soma
Rāmen Daisuki Koizumi-san / Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles

Taishō Yakyū Musume / Taishō Baseball Girls

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