Episode Fifty Seven – Cenobite Scooby-Doo

Cenobite Scooby-Doo


“Hey kids!  There will be some really good adverts coming after this horrible cartoon!”

  • A gang of “groovy kids” scour the land for an unearthly high.
  • A cadre of spiritual debunkers conceal their true beliefs from one another as they look for their own dark truths.
  • A travelling order of monks seek to save communities from evil and unmask frauds preying on the credulous.
  • An animal guide ushers lost souls through purgatory.


Also contains three bonus audient submissions!  Warning!  Choking hazard!

Two for Episode 52 – “It only hurts when I laugh.”;

  • Will pitches a two part espionage extraction mission to a frozen prison for a political prisoner.
  • Alex follows with a creature that is vulnerable to laughter and the quest find its nemesis.  We do terrible things with the idea.  Including clowns.

And one for Episode 56 – “Five Political Assassinations, Four Political Collapses; My Work Is Done.”;

  • Taz hears wedding bells ringing over the stabbings and bombings of the geopolitical wet-work.

The Hellraiser film and rest of the eight films in the franchise.

Clive Barker on trying to check out a book on directing.

Cenobites in general.


RPG – Unknown Armies – Atlas Games

Comics – Planetary – written by Warren Ellis

Ben stole the Skeptical Scooby-Doo bit from Tim Minchin‘s “Storm” – Animated Here.


If you must watch telly, you should watch Scooby Doo.
That show was so cool
because every time there was a church with a ghoul
Or a ghost in a school
They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The fucking janitor or the dude who ran the water-slide.
Because throughout history
Every mystery
EVER solved has turned out to be
NOT magic.


James Randi

RPG – Fiasco – Bully Pulpit Games

TV – Supernatural – Ghost-facers

I would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids!

Cenobitic Monasticism

RPG – Dogs in the Vineyard – Vince Baker


Grim Fandango

Film – Jacob’s Ladder

TV – Lost

RPG – Ghost the Ghostying – White Wolf (Wraith: The Oblivion)

Books – The Dark Tower – Stephen King

TV – The Venture Bros take on Scooby Doo 

RPG – GURPS – Steve Jackson Games

Norbert?  Norville?

RPG – Spirit of the Century

TV – Man from U.N.C.L.E and Mission: Impossible

Alacatraz Island and Colditz Castle  – and check our very first episode Alacatraz!

RPG – Millennium’s End

TV – Torchwood: Children of Earth 

TV – Hi-de-Hi!

Books  – The Fools’ Guild of Ankh-Morpork in the Discworld

The Fear the Boot forum Big Red Couch thread

TV – Sherlock Wedding Episode – “The Sign of Three”

RPG – The Sex, Lies, and Ultraspies Supplement for QAGS

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