Episode Sixty Nine – The Canadians On Their War Mosquitos

The Canadians On Their War Mosquitos

The Canadians are coming!  Wait, they were here, politely waiting, the whole time!  The maple syrup is coming from inside the house!

Can the “poor cousin” Summer Fae Court of Prince Edward Island hold off the might of an Atlantean invasion? Indeed, why are they trying to do it alone?

Thrill to the plucky miniaturised adventures of Canadian Super-science soldiers working to defeating the Axis threat!

“BarFly: The Drinkening” – Evade belligerent  geography quizzes and inebriated hangers-on in this fun-for-all-ages experience*.  (*Not for all ages.)

Earth is invaded by gigantic, oblivious aliens, against whom conventional warfare is useless.  Can humanity turn their own parasites against them?

The Secret History of the War of 1812: Hidden masters wield insect swarms and martial arts in the conflict between formative nations.

In a weird World War One, a squadron of Canadian flyers take to the air on fantastic mechanical insects.

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Episode Sixty Eight – The All-Singing, All-Dancing, Musical Dungeon Crawl!

The All-Singing, All-Dancing, Musical Dungeon Crawl

Players in a room escape game find that they’ve been wildly more successful than they expected, and have escaped from the modern world into a realm of medieval fantasy.

The BEST sort of dungeon to hide your treasure in is one that’s always nearby, so if it’s hidden inside a song, all you really need to access it is a lute & the words. Anyone could do it. Of course, that just gets you through the door; You still have to sing, dance, and orate your way through the story, and unlike the composer, you don’t know the words.

Further Show NOTES. Notes? Get it? Huh!? … ~sigh~ … I am not a funny person. 

Episode Sixty Seven – Once There Was A Story About Perversion, Wanderlust, And A Linguistics Expert; A Story No One Knows

Episode Sixty Seven - Once There Was A Story About Perversion, Wanderlust, And A Linguistics Expert; A Story No One Knows

The future lingua franca of humanity has been lost to the mists of time and the march of entropy.  Can you find the fragments of the last touchstone before it is gone forever?

Travelers exchange stories of adventure and serendipity, each one merging into the other.

And with thanks to our Audient for their contributions;

Kedamono weaves a story of a mysterious oasis and the stiff upper lips of the daring explorers who seek its elusive secrets!

Burning pitches a tale of a plucky band of assistants to a two-fisted, square-jawed hero who have to retrieve their mentor from the clutches of the Devil Himself!

 

 

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Episode Sixty Six – We’re On The Road To Heck! Please Refrain From Impeding Our Progress!

We're on the road to Heck! Please refrain from impeding our progress!

Dedicated lawmen take a demon-hunting road trip through the cultural history of Route 66.

Heading into small-town New Zealand can be more about the journey than the destination.

The world is going to hell, and it’s annoying the magical community, who’ve come together to sort it out.
Naturally, they’re doing it in Central Park.

Two alien powers attempt to coax & lure Humanity into joining their respective faction.

Sure, sitting on a couch as it travels through the multiverse is dignified, or at least relaxed, but having to squeeze in between the cushions is much funnier.

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Episode Sixty Five – An Unconventional War

An Unconventional War

The world  has woken up on full war footing.  The enemy is known, your role is clear, but nobody knows why.

A “spoiler” convention has been scheduled a week ahead of yours.  Go undercover in your best pointy ears and may’luch so you may move among them and undermine their plans.

Revolt in the orbital platforms teeters between sabotage and the catastrophic re-entry of the station.

….and with some inter-cultural exchange on the topic of Halloween.

Here are some of things we nattered about.

Audient Ideas with Alex

Audient Ideas with Alex

Dissatisfied Immortals plot against the heads of their own pantheon.

When a dispute among the gods reaches an impasse, what would happen if they turned to mortal justice?

Baby’s First Super-villain Lair!  Now with added minions!

A heavy metal band is inexplicably being…    …nice.  Supernatural forces must be responsible!

The Big Red Couch is omnipresent, eternal, and unchanging.  Also pretty comfy.  You could go anywhere, but why would you bother?

Things we nattered about!

Episode Sixty Four – Swamp Alligator Hoe-Down

Swamp Alligator Hoe-Down

Moonshining Were-Alligators; Solitary folks, but with a certain sense of community.

Tensions between rival gangs of supernatural creatures are building towards a war. The proposed truce is in jeopardy, so how do you make it hold?

A trainload of strangers has just hit town, bringing excitement and wonder. And danger.
And nobody seems to see this but you.

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Episode Sixty Three – Donut Tax Outrage!

DONUT TAX OUTRAGE!

 

Chunky adolescents and over-weight officers of the law band together to protect their common love from a dark, portion-controlled dystopia.

Hard-bitten agents and steely eye operatives are forced to confront the terrors of the Pastry Principality.  Can they find the cause of the world’s dwindling reserves of the space that goes in the middle of donuts.  But what does the hole in the donut represent, really?

Who can stand against the House of the Deep Fried Dough, with money, power, and their Icing-ed up Murder-Bread minions?

Temporal smugglers ply a trade for artisan baked goods with the boutique past.  Contemporary fast-food chains pillage extinct species to expand their menus.

“The Donut” houses the entrance to a legendarily inescapably prison.  Breaking the inmates out will not be a piece of cake.

 

Bonus!: Listener Kedamono spins the delicious tale of fiscal skulduggery in the toothsome Kingdom of Dinnerell.

 

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Episode Sixty Two – BIG RED COUCH

BIG RED COUCH

The paths between worlds take the form of airport terminals & concourses extending into infinity.

A shadowy bureau charged with protecting the world from extradimensional horrors launches an investigation into what is OBVIOUSLY a series of coded messages, akin to a numbers station, disguised as an RPG podcast.

Faced with a presently-unavoidable catastrophe, Humanity sends out thousands of probes to find new things, get into new forms of trouble, and run endless simulations on whether the fix is useful to the folks back home.
Basically, virtualised Star Trek RPGers.

There’s an inexplicable Big Red Couch in the middle of a highway; Why?

To the creatures living within the warp & weft of upholstery, The Big Red Couch is their entire world.

 

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Episode Sixty One – I Am Now The Proud Possessor Of A Haunted Demon Amplifier

I Am Now The Proud Possessor Of A Haunted Demon Amplifier

 

On this episode of the Big Red Couch;

A pub band must deal with necromantically faulty equipment, and adventurers travel incognito to protect their spoils.

The scarred veterans of a literal battle against disease face their foes, magnified to a human scale.

Goat Tranquility – Tonight! One show only! Doors open at 11pm, the hellish vortex at midnight!

Surviving minions of the dark overlord are force to save the world.
The only people in their way are the heroes who brought their former masters to justice.

Explorers “fax” copies of themselves into hostile environments, gathering clues with each successive, fatal attempt.

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